"A frog jumped on my foot. I was wearing sandals, and I'm pretty sure it was humping me."
"I think it was a guy frog. If I didn't kick it off, does that make me gay?"
"Yes. Homoerotic interspecies relations. Great."
"I wasn't going to mention this, but it gave me a blow job. I think I have genital warts now..."
"Shut up. That's not funny. That's what Jim Henson died from."
Current Residence: NC
Favourite genre of music: A broad spectrum. And by that I mean broads- bitches. Ha!
Favourite photographer: Me.
Personal Quote: Whatever you are willing to accept is what you deserve.