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SpatterzTheClown
Slightly Tilted
United States
"A frog jumped on my foot. I was wearing sandals, and I'm pretty sure it was humping me."
"You're gross."
"I think it was a guy frog. If I didn't kick it off, does that make me gay?"
"Yes. Homoerotic interspecies relations. Great."
"I wasn't going to mention this, but it gave me a blow job. I think I have genital warts now..."
"Shut up. That's not funny. That's what Jim Henson died from."

Current Residence: NC
Favourite genre of music: A broad spectrum. And by that I mean broads- bitches. Ha!
Favourite photographer: Me.
Personal Quote: Whatever you are willing to accept is what you deserve.
Interests
If you look in my gallery, you will find an odd piece of furniture.  I believe it was custom built for a company that did physical rehab  for hospital patients.  I have two of these.  I have decided to sell one.  Anyone willing to pick up in NC or pay postage on it can get it for $100.  (I paid $200 each for these a few years ago, and haven't used either.)  I can professionally palletize it, and the legs come off for easy storage and shipping.
  • Listening to: her last few whimpers
  • Reading: her face
  • Watching: the way her body twinges, twitches, and writhes
  • Eating: something canniballistic
  • Drinking: red hot meaning of life

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:iconpaulinagwiazda:
paulinagwiazda Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
hey, like me on facebook :)
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MyDarkBeauty Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
Thank you for the +watch! :la:
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Brightraven9 Featured By Owner May 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for the :+devwatch:
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tacketth Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch =]
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Xx-TomKat-xX Featured By Owner May 21, 2011   Photographer
Thanks for the watch hng <3
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Allie4444 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student Writer
Thanks For The Watch :)
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Neur0tribal Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
Thanks for the watch
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NaadGrrrl Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
heey, thanks for thw watch :)
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RiseToTheWake Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student Photographer
Thanks for the watch :)
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ALovelyFictionNovel Featured By Owner May 20, 2011   Photographer
Thanks for the watch! <3
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